An Open Letter To The Suckers

To those of you who went to see Rob Zombie's Halloween:

Thank you.

Thank you for making it No. 1 at the Box Office with $31 Million.

Thank you for sending a strong message to Hollywood that says "we loves them remakes."

Thank you for not settling with one of the greatest horror movies ever and wanting something more.

Thank you for asking the question "why does Michael Meyers kill" and instead of answering it yourself, letting Rob Zombie do it for you.

Thank you for telling all the Ratners, Burtons, Bays, Emmerichs, Ephrons and every other hack director out there that it's true, nothing is sacred.

Lazy Eye Theatre - Wandering Film Talk