When I was in the Algarve. Sid the seagull and I talked about chips (see last blog post!) and he told me tell you the following anecdote:
SWITCHING TELEVISION CHANNELS In The Chinese Chip Shop.
SWITCHING TELEVISION CHANNELS In The Chinese Chip Shop.
I once walked into a Chinese takeaway one pleasant evening. The shop staff was out the back preparing some dishes. A rather drunk man was sat at the counter eating his chips. He had decided to make his self at home for the evening, like you do! The man recognized my friend who was with me:
“Hello lad, your one of me son's mates aren’t you?” I’ve been watching telly (same programmes as other Chinese takeaway) for last half an hour. They always show the same foreign shit.”
We laughed and nodded in agreement (just to pacify) him.
Suddenly, he gets up and bolts straight over the food counter.
“Let’s see if that Charlie Angels is on telly (good foreign American television). I wouldn’t mind getting them three in my bed.”
Two angry looking Chinese men rush out from the back. One shouts to our chip shop entertainer:
“What do you think your doing? You trying to steal money out of till, me call the police.”
“No I’m not; I’m only seeing what’s on the other side. You have got it all wrong.” He then decided to attempt to run away (one foot on the road, one on the pavement) with two irate martial arts experts chasing after him. It was very funny!
Have you got any chip-shop or takeaway tales?
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